Author: Bold New Di$¢overie$!

“Scrooge McDuck, you must have been EXTRA nice this year. Santa has a smiley face next to your name…

“Scrooge McDuck, you must have been EXTRA nice this year. Santa has a smiley face next to your name on the Nice List!”

adventuring-pilot: unclescrooge: adventuring-pilot: unclescrooge: adventuring-pilot: @unclescroog…

adventuring-pilot:

unclescrooge:

adventuring-pilot:

unclescrooge:

adventuring-pilot:

@unclescrooge

“Hi, Uncle Scrooge! What’s today’s adventure? Anything dangerous? I sure hope so!”

“Aye, you said it!  We’re off to China.  Specifically inside the legendary tomb of Quack shi Wing.  It’s been known to scare off some lesser treasure hunters, but you know us, we’re tougher than the toughies and smarter than the smarties!”

“The tomb of Quack Shi Wing? Sounds exciting! I hope there’s lots of ancient artifacts in good condition! But I wonder what’s in there that’s scared people away?”

“I don’t know.  Probably some ancient superstitious mumbo jumbo.  But we know better than that.  Don’t we?”

“I know on our adventures superstitious mumbo jumbo often turns out to be real,” Della pointed out. “It’s a tomb, so there could be ghosts or even a mummy. Or maybe there’s a curse involved! Even better!”

“Aye, that’s why you’re my favorite niece!  Alright, let’s get that darned fool  brother of yours and get moving!”

Deep Ass Sentence Starters

angstmemes:

“When you think about people who have died, do you picture them anywhere?”
“Sometimes it freaks me out that everyone around me has a life as complex and real as my own.”
“Do you sometimes suddenly hear your own heartbeat and feel sick because… What if it suddenly stops or something?”
“I sometimes just want something really bad to happen to me. Something that’s just really awful. I don’t know why… Do you get that too?”
“I can’t stand the thought that I don’t know what’s going to happen to the world in hundreds of years.”
“Does thinking about Primary School make you sad, or happy?”
“Most pets we keep only become a fraction of our age. Do you think that if they’d know this, they’d call us gods?”
“What are you more afraid of, space or the ocean?”
“There’s no way anyone can tick everything off their bucket list. We all want too much. It’s frustrating.”
“Do you think we’re in control of our lives, generally? Or do you think we just think we are?”
“If you knew you were going to die next week, would you tell people or live the way you were till the end?”
“I think most people remember the exact moment they realised they were grown up. Because of something said to them, or something they saw… Do you remember that moment?”
“One of us is going to die first. Do you think we’ll still know each other to find out who?”
“Do you think we’re all capable of murder when it comes down to it?”
“I’m so afraid of the moment you know you’re going to die.”
“Are there things people have said to you that have legitimately changed you?”
“Why do people fear losing things that they don’t even have yet?”
“How do I know you even have a consciousness? I can’t know.”
“What do you think our purpose is?”
“What if everything is just a coincidence? For instance: What if gravity doesn’t exist? Everything has just always coincidentally fallen to the ground.”
“If nothing else, we at least won the sperm race.”
“If you could send a message to the entire world, what would you say in 30 seconds?”
“Do you think other people’s judgments motivate us or hold us back?”
“If karma was coming back to you, would it help or hurt you?”
“Right, we’ve probably had enough alcohol for the rest of the night. We’re getting way too philosophical.”

gyroslab: i found this quote don rosa said about ducktales 1987 and i think it would be interesting…

gyroslab:

i found this quote don rosa said about ducktales 1987 and i think it would be interesting to apply it to darkwing duck in ducktales 2017:

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“I’d love to do a story where DUCKTALES is an unauthorized TV series in Duckberg based on $crooge’s life, and $crooge must sue the creators of the show for slander.” (x)

tad stones has implied several times that in the dt 2017 universe, darkwing duck will appear but would just be a tv show (here’s one example). so… what if something like this happened?? “darkwing duck” is just a tv show in their universe based on the real darkwing, and he gets mad when he finds out – because it makes him look bad, or he doesn’t get any of the profits – and sues the creators

of course, “Darkwing Is Real And He Goes To Court” wouldn’t make a very interesting episode.. i feel like if they did it this way it would be like a mix of “twitching channels” and “where no duck has gone before” from darkwing duck/ducktales 1987

Ask me questions about my different verses!

desk-ducks:Huey’s so excited to play baseball that he cloned…

desk-ducks:

Huey’s so excited to play baseball that he cloned himself twice.

donaldduckisme:K we need to get this for Donald Gladstone (Ahem)…

donaldduckisme:

K we need to get this for Donald Gladstone

(Ahem)  Who?

adventuring-pilot: unclescrooge: adventuring-pilot: @unclescrooge “Hi, Uncle Scrooge! What’s…

adventuring-pilot:

unclescrooge:

adventuring-pilot:

@unclescrooge

“Hi, Uncle Scrooge! What’s today’s adventure? Anything dangerous? I sure hope so!”

“Aye, you said it!  We’re off to China.  Specifically inside the legendary tomb of Quack shi Wing.  It’s been known to scare off some lesser treasure hunters, but you know us, we’re tougher than the toughies and smarter than the smarties!”

“The tomb of Quack Shi Wing? Sounds exciting! I hope there’s lots of ancient artifacts in good condition! But I wonder what’s in there that’s scared people away?”

“I don’t know.  Probably some ancient superstitious mumbo jumbo.  But we know better than that.  Don’t we?”

*Knocks on Andy’s door

She walks over and answers the door. “Oh Mr. McDuck. I wasn’t expecting you to show up. Please come in sir.” Andy said and stepped to the side to let him in.

*calls him* “Uncle Scrooge, have you seen Peggy?! She ran away from the hospital! We think she may have came there. I’m at the park right now and she isn’t here. Mrs. Cabrera went home and she isn’t there either. Fenton just went to check the museum.”

“Oh my goodness!  No, I’m afraid I haven’t.”