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Markiplier — Job Simulator: Office Worker  {Sentence Starters}

  • “Can I burn these?”
  • “Mind if I keep this?”
  • “Can I have these..?”
  • “Do I get to go home?”
  • “That’s not my job, yet.”
  • “Oh, god, I ate the bag!”
  • “Yes, it has, you asshole!”
  • “Its the same damn thing!”
  • “I know! I gET IT! I GET IT!”
  • “Uh, nothing’s going wrong!”
  • “Why am I on my kneeeees?”
  • “I know, its so sweet, fuck off!”
  • “HahahaHAHAHAHA memes!”
  • “Oh, its terrifying. Oh, my god.”
  • “There’s too much on hotsauce!”
  • “No, I wanted to caress your chin.”
  • “This looks borderline unreadable.”
  • “I didn’t even like you to begin with.”
  • “Good enough. The emoji says it all.”
  • “Its wasn’t me! It certainly wasn’t me!”
  • “Don’t you kinda need that to survive?”
  • “What happens if I stick my hand in here?”
  • “I want your mustache. You bring it over to me.”
  • “Sorry! … I’m not really sorry. I actually don’t care.”
  • “I don’t even have arms, just hands floating in mid-air.”
  • “I don’t know if this is supposed to be slightly erotic…?”
  • “But, I don’t want more work! I’ve got a piece of paper!”
  • “Don’t need to drink when I’m, probably, gonna die soon.”
  • “I should probably put the safety straps around my arms.”
  • “I didn’t know you guys were here or I would’ve been a little more polite.”
  • “You stay outta my way, I stay outta your way, we’ll both have a good time!”
  • “You don’t understand us! You don’t understand humanity! You don’t understand anything!”