scroogeislife: Me trying to sleep when suddenly: Brain: How would Scrooge react to ASMR? Me:…

scroogeislife:

Me trying to sleep when suddenly:

Brain: How would Scrooge react to ASMR?

Me: What?

Brain: Imagine him getting cozy on his bed and putting headphones on. What kind of ASMR would he listen to?

Me: Why do even care about it?

Brain: MAYBE ASMR WITH COINS! QUICK, SEARCH IT ON YOUTUBE TO SEE IF THERE IS SUCH THING!

Me: But I want to sleep— Oh, forget it.

Brain: YES! I KNEW IT!

Me: