Me trying to sleep when suddenly:
Brain: How would Scrooge react to ASMR?
Brain: Imagine him getting cozy on his bed and putting headphones on. What kind of ASMR would he listen to?
Me: Why do even care about it?
Brain: MAYBE ASMR WITH COINS! QUICK, SEARCH IT ON YOUTUBE TO SEE IF THERE IS SUCH THING!
Me: But I want to sleep— Oh, forget it.
Brain: YES! I KNEW IT!